Getting to know…the real me?

This will be a fun little post.

In an effort to have further blog fodder (and sometimes a good laugh) I’m on the mailing list of the Democratic National Committee.

So on Saturday I received an e-mail with the subject line “Getting to know you.” I found out a couple neat little tidbits about that “powerful, dedicated community” on that side of the spectrum:

  • 853,185 have been on their e-mail list for five years. I think I’m one of them, but that number seems surprisingly low. They must cull their list based on response/open rate.
  • 11 people signed up as Barack Obama and “think they are pretty funny.” Hey, with the history of failed hard drives around Washington, D.C. perhaps Barack Obama was being intentionally redundant or he simply wanted to tailor the message to his multiple favorite vacation spots.

And they “consider me a critical part of their team.” Well, I am pretty critical about their intentions, motives, and methods of operation.

But the idea behind the e-mail was to flesh out the information they have on me. I actually trashed the e-mail then decided to bring it back because I was curious what they wanted to know. Truthfully, I was disappointed.

They already had my first and last name, along with my e-mail address (duh!) And of course, they know I live in the 21804 zip code so things are pegged to Maryland. The character string attached to the link has all that, along with the particular e-mail date they would harvest the information from.

So those things are spotted. The next information they wanted was my phone number. Since most people use cell phones, there was also an opt-in checkbox to receive “periodic automated text messages and calls on my mobile number from the DNC.”

The next items were my birthday and gender. I’m thinking they are going to tailor specific messages to specific people – if I had put down “female” my e-mail would be filled with items dealing with the so-called “war on women.” Older folks would certainly be given the usual scare tactics about cuts to Social Security and Medicare, although it’s likely their targeting is a little more sophisticated. It will be interesting in my case to see how messages change when I make it to a half-century next month and slide into a different age category.

The next item asked where I primarily got my news: internet news sites, newspapers and magazines, TV, social networks like Facebook or Twitter, e-mail, or friends and family. It’s surprising they ask this considering they cater to the low-information crowd.

Finally, they asked where I go for my updates on Democratic candidates and races: the DNC, local campaigns in my community, the state Democratic party, the DCCC (House Democrats), the DSCC (Senate Democrats), the Democratic Governors Association, or friends and family. Interestingly, the DNC Services Corporation didn’t include the local news or internet.

Obviously I get similar e-mails from the Republican side as well. But one thing they often ask for that these Democrats don’t are the issues I’m most interested in. To me, that would seem like a missed opportunity for the other side until you figure out that they are on the wrong side of practically everything, and often focus on issues of little actual importance: witness the whole “Redskins” name controversy, for example. If thousands of people came back and said we needed to do something about securing the border, those Democrats have no solution.

So they didn’t get anything else out of me: just name, rank, and serial number. Maybe “Barack Obama” needs to transform into a 25-year-old woman just to see what kind of soap they try to sell her.

Too good to pass up

Because the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee is so worried about having to defend 23 seats (especially since a number of incumbents are throwing in the towel) they are pulling out all the stops to win – by soliciting slogans for a catchy car magnet.

After I saw the solicitation, it seemed like deja vu all over again to me and I was correct – they ran a similar contest in 2007 during the waning days of Bush’s presidency. Back then I had some catchy ideas, and I was sure with a little thought I could come up with something a lot less lame (and more truthful) than:

  • We’ve Got Your Back, Barack
  • Repeal Republicans in 2012
  • Had Enough Tea?
  • Brick by Brick, We’re Building a Firewall
  • Hey GOP? You’re Firewalled!

How about something like:

  • 2012: Like 2010, Only Better
  • Hey Senate: You’re Next
  • Make DC Democrats an Endangered Species
  • Serve Senate D’s a Cup of TEA
  • Barack Obama: One Term Blunder

You know, I kinda like that last one. Anyway, the cheap sons-of-bitches don’t even offer a prize for winning aside from saying “your words could end up on T-shirts, tote bags … the possibilities are endless.” I’m sure they thought the spigot of union campaign cash was endless too, but we in the TEA Party are working on that.

So just like Democrats in Maryland have dropped almost everything else to pander to a particular small but vocal constituency group and try to slide gay marriage into law, the DSCC is working on the important stuff here. Maybe the message from the rest of us should be, “You Cut Your Budget Or We Cut Your Job.”