If the war is a “bumper sticker slogan”…

Then does this website mean the Democrats are at war? I guess so.

I have to just laugh at what these people come up with. In case you want to not feel like you need a shower after visiting a Democrat website, here are the four choices they give you to vote on. (I’m surprised these choices aren’t also in Spanish for the illegal alien vote.)

  1. “W is out – send the right wing with him”;
  2. “No Republicans left behind in DC”;
  3. “What have Republicans done for you lately?” (it has an upside-down GOP elephant);
  4. “2006 was just the beginning…more Dems in ’08”.

At least with number one they may have figured out that George W. Bush isn’t on the ballot in 2008. But they’re running against him anyway.

And with number 2 they shouldn’t complain about NCLB because they wrote most of it anyway – besides, it’s been their dream to control the educational system so they should be happy that they suckered Bush into adopting it. I know, I know, it’s never funded enough according to the Democrats.

Let me answer number 3 for them – keeping our country from another terrorist attack for almost six years comes to mind…and how about lowering our taxes and bringing about an economic boom? The question should be “What will Democrats do TO you if elected?”

For the fourth one, getting the felon vote in places like Maryland already is resulting in more Democrats in ’08 since they tend to vote that way. The trick for us on the side of good is to achieve enough turnout to outweigh their misguided votes.

The hardest part for me in coming up with bumper sticker slogans that truly reflect what the Democrats want to achieve is keeping it under 40 characters (even though they don’t with #3 and #4 if you count spaces). But I came up with a few:

  • Defeat the Republicans, Save al-Qaeda
  • Fight Fat! Dems Will Slim Your Wallet
  • Make America Like New Orleans, Vote Dem

And my personal favorite:

  • A Nanny State In 2008 – Vote Democrat

Now if I had a few more characters to play with I could do a couple other pretty good ones.

  • Vote Democrat For A Change – When We Win Change Is All You’ll Have Left
  • Vote Democrat: Because Common Sense Needs A Break Too!
  • Vote Democrat: It’s Not Enough To Only Tax The Living
  • Just Say No To The GOP, Free Prescription Drugs For All!*

Yeah, I think I could come up with a few more but it’s the weekend and I’d love to get my readers’ ideas for Democrat bumper stickers. While John Edwards might think that war is a bumper sticker slogan, a party that trivializes its ideas in such a way doesn’t prove themselves worthy of governing.

* Okay, there’s the matter of the massive tax increase that would be required, not to mention that short supply of the most effective drugs once the drug companies divest themselves of the U.S. market because it’s not profitable anymore.

(That’s a bit big for a bumper sticker, but I speak the truth don’t I?)

Author: Michael

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