The “Gas War” e-mail

Actually, I got an interesting e-mail today from Drea, it was one that was sent to her and forwarded on. Here’s the e-mail I received, with the forwarded note by the sender she got it from:

I’ve been doing this for at least a year. If you haven’t yet, I suggest that you start. Not only will it hurt the bigger companies, but it’ll most likely be less expensive going somewhere else, like an Arco if you have it (just make sure it’s not owned by exxon or mobil first). Also, if I can avoid driving around town I will, for the sake of gas, the environment and my health. Biking is great exercise and it’s fun!

(B.C.)

GAS WAR – an idea that WILL work …

This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It’s worth your consideration.

Join the resistance!!!!

I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action.

Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the “don’t buy gas on a certain day” campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn’t continue to “hurt” ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join with us!

By now you’re probably thinking gasoline priced at about $1.50 is super cheap. Me too! It is currently $2.79 for regular unleaded in my town. Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a gallon of gas is CHEAP at $1.50 – $1.75, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the marketplace … not the seller’s. With the price of gasoline going up more each day, we consumers need to take action.

The only way we are going to see the price of gas come down is if we hit someone in the pocketbook by not purchasing their gas!

And, we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves.

How? Since we all rely on our cars, we can’t just stop buying gas. But we CAN have an impact on gas prices if we all act together to force a price war. Here’s the idea: For the rest of this year, DON’T purchase ANY gasoline from the two biggest companies (which now are one), EXXON and MOBIL. If they are not selling any gas, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit. But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of Exxon and Mobil gas buyers. It’s really simple to do! Now, don’t wimp out on me at this point…keep reading and I’ll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!!

I am sending this note to 30 people. If each of us send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300) … and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000) … and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth group of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers. If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it . THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!!

Again, all you have to do is send this to 10 people. That’s all! If you don’t understand how we can reach
300 million and all you have to do is send this to 10 people . well, let’s face it, you just aren’t a mathematician. But I am. So trust me on this one. How long would all that take? If each of us sends this e-mail out to ten more people within one day of receipt, all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next 8 days!!! I’ll bet you didn’t think you and I had that much potential, did you!

Acting together we can make a difference. If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on. I
suggest that we not buy from EXXON/MOBIL UNTIL THEY LOWER THEIR PRICES TO THE $1.30 RANGE AND KEEP THEM DOWN. THIS CAN REALLY WORK.

Kerry Lyle, Director, Research Coordinator

So I took a few minutes and wrote Drea back. (Names initialized to protect the innocent.)

Hi Drea,

Personally, I’d rather boycott Citgo because its owned by the Venezuelan government and their anti-American thug dictator Hugo Chavez.

All the oil companies pretty much have to pay the same price for a barrel of oil that’s imported. I’m sure D. and B. are angered about having to pay so much for gas, but if someone found a large oil field in Oregon, something tells me that they would be the first to line up and oppose the new drilling.

And by the way, if price of gas were to drop down to $1.30 a gallon, the only people who would lose out are the oil companies and the owners of the service stations – the taxes on a gallon of gas won’t drop. And that’s anywhere from 24 to 50 cents a gallon depending on state (including the 18 cents a gallon the feds charge – notice they’re making no moves to drop that, even temporarily.)

In terms of oil price, the price of gas is relatively proportional. When oil was $15 a barrel about 6-8 years ago, we paid 90 cents a gallon and the oil industry was hurting bigtime with layoffs and such. Now oil is $75 a barrel and the oil industry is fairly profitable.

If you ask me, the short-term solution to this whole problem is allowing more oil exploration and gaining more refinery capacity. Medium-term solutions involve using resources we already have in our country, particularly making oil from the shale found in several Western states.

In the long-term we will find a substitute for oil, as diesel and gasoline supplanted wood and coal-driven steam power for transportation needs. Hopefully the government will get out of the way and allow this research to go on, even if it does pay huge dividends to the people smart and brave enough to venture into the field and risk the failure of their ideas.

Oh, just so you know, I live pretty close by an Exxon/Mobil station, I just filled up there yesterday because they had the best price of the three that are close by me. It’s generally where I fill up my car. So if this boycott idea worked, I’ll be happy to play contrarian and let them lower the price so I can fill up my car more cheaply.

take care,

Michael

In researching the matter further, I’ve found that the author, “Kerry Lyle”, claims to be from the University of Alabama, but no one by that name teaches there. From this website I followed the link to this website, which hasn’t had much play of late. But perhaps he/she is responsible for this letter.

And Phillip Hollsworth? He’s a very popular guy, the one who came up with this idea. Apparently he’s also a figment of someone’s imagination. A similar letter has circled round and round the Internet since 1999.

So I wonder…will this reply to the idea go round and round the Internet? It would be nice, but somehow I doubt it.

I know the couple who started sending this particular branch of e-mail because I read their blogs, they’re young liberals (oh, sorry, “progressives”) who perceive themselves as well-meaning folks. But with age comes experience, and I knew that this e-mail chain was a hoax. I just love to tweak the anti-free market people whenever I can and expose them to a dose of reality. Thanks for allowing me to do that!

Author: Michael

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8 thoughts on “The “Gas War” e-mail”

  1. Oil industry, FAIRLY profitable? Are you serious? Does the term RECORD PROFITS mean nothing to you? “Fairly” profitable… you are unbelievable, Swartz.

    There are just some people who LIKE being screwed. There are people who welcome destruction upon themselves. What event in your life lead you to be this way, Swartz? Did your mom feed you bologna, cheetohs and diet Kool aid to start you off as a bottom feeder, or was this a conscious choice?

    So, when you are paying more for gas than ever before, do you happily bear the pain, knowing it’s going into the “right hands?” I wish that people like you could bear the burden of your miserable failure of a president, while people with a conscience catch a break. Instead, thanks to your criminally incompetent Bozo, my children will pick up the tab. I hear their screams from my goo right now. They aren’t too happy.

  2. Hey, Dan’s back. Gee, I missed your shrill screeds against anything capitalist or conservative.

    My point was and remains that the gasoline prices are dependent on the oil prices. The oil companies do not fully determine the price, it’s the market that does so. Right now supplies are tight as they generally are on the approach of the summer driving season. From what I understand, part of the supply problem has to do with diminished refining capacity (seasonal maintenance at various refineries) and part of it is a shortage due to federal regulations dictating the use of ethanol-blended gasoline. The other portion is increased competition on the market from places like India and China.

    And yes, the oil companies are making a lot of profit, since they’re the ones who own the rights to the oil in the first place! Would you be sympathetic toward them if oil was $15 a barrel and they were laying off people left and right? Somehow I doubt it, but you’d enjoy the $1.30 gas wouldn’t you?

    I wonder how you’d like the prospects of 30-50% increases in electricity prices we’re getting ready to face here on Delmarva on top of the gas price increase. Nobody said I LIKED paying $2.74 a gallon for gasoline and seeing my electric bill go up $300 a year, but that’s the realities of the market.

    But do you disagree with my proposed solutions or did you just feel like coming here and insulting the host? You’re lucky I’m in a good mood, your wife may know why in a little while.

  3. She may know why I’m in a good mood because she’s read my LiveJournal before (and I read hers on occasion).

    Geez, what did you think I meant? Paranoid?

  4. I just figured, once again, that a republican would try pulling some personal attacks, or try to fuck with my personal life after not being able to convince me of their simplistic rhetoric. Wouldn’t be the first time.

    Speaking of, what’s your obsession w/ other people’s wives (like Drea). There’s NO WAY you like her for her “smarts” or wit. She has none. And Mine, who is similar in physical stature to Drea… don’t you think that unmarried women make better playmates?

  5. Uuuuhhh…yeah, I do think unmarried women do make better playmates, but that doesn’t mean I can’t read blogs of married women that I find interesting in one way or another, there’s several that I read (mostly political in nature but not always, such as Drea’s.)

    Your wife got involved here because she started the chain in the first place. Hopefully she read the post as well, maybe she’ll see a side of the gas price issue she didn’t think about.

  6. Econonomics logic… what a revolutionary idea. I’ve read and researched this subject, and the truth is that gas prices have become a victim of supply and demand. That is, supply is low and demand is high, therefore the prices go up because they are trying to earn enough money to drill enough gas and oil to meet the demand. Demand is high because, as Michael said, we’re going into the summer, but also because other nations around the world are developing and now they want gasoline for their vehicles too. I’ve seen it before – every time I’ve gone overseas. Yes, there are still third world countries that are desperately poor. But in most countries, the big cities
    are developing, and in many countries, even the poor still need gasoline to power their motorcycles or motorbikes.

    There’s an Exxon/Mobil near me, and anytime they have the lowest price on gasoline, I’ll buy there. Yes, it’s a big company and all these people want to drive the prices down, blah blah blah. But I don’t have a steady income right now, and I have to pinch pennies wherever I can. Even if it means buying gasoline from an Exxon/Mobil.

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